Directed by Mark Waters. Published by Tina Fey, on the basis of the written book Queen Bees & Wannabes by Rosalind Wiseman.

• For which you sit within the cafeteria is a must as you got everyone here. You have your Freshmen, ROTC men, Preps, JV Jocks, Asian Nerds, Cool Asians, Varsity Jocks, Unfriendly Black Hotties, Girls whom Eat Their Feelings, Girls that don’t Eat any such thing, Desperate Wannabes, Burnouts, intimately Active Band Geeks, The Greatest People You certainly will Ever satisfy, together with Worst. Avoid The Plastic Materials.
• This is certainly Damian: he is nearly too homosexual to operate.

Damian: [about Regina] She constantly appears intense.

She constantly wins Spring Fling Queen. Janis: Who cares? Damian: we worry. Every 12 months, the seniors throw this party for the underclassmen called The Spring Fling. And whomsoever is elected Fling that is spring King Queen immediately becomes mind of this scholar strategies Committee. And since I have have always been a working person in the scholar strategies Committee, i’d state, yeah, we worry. Janis: Wow, Damian, you have certainly out-gayed your self. Regina: you are, like, actually pretty! Cady: many thanks! Regina: So That You agree? Cady: Just Just Just What? Regina: you imagine you’re actually pretty. Gretchen: Well, i am talking about, you would not purchase a dress without asking friends and family first if it appears good for you. Cady: I would personallyn’t? Gretchen: Appropriate. Oh, and it’s really the exact same with dudes. Like, you might think you love somebody, however you might be incorrect. Karen: hold on tight. [presses a key on her behalf phone] Oh, my Jesus. She actually is so annoying. Gretchen: That Is Karen that is’s this? Gretchen: Gretchen. Karen: Right. Hang on. [presses another key; to Regina] Oh, my Jesus, she is so annoying. Regina: i am aware! Just be rid of her. Karen: [to Gretchen] Okay. The facts? Gretchen: Regina claims everybody hates you as you’re this type of slut. Karen: She said that? Gretchen: You did not hear it from me personally. Cady: Little harsh, Gretch. Gretchen: Whatever, she’s the right to know. Karen: [to Regina] i cannot head out. [fake cough] i am unwell. Regina: [sarcastically] Boo, you whore. [hangs up; Karen gapes in surprise] Cady: [voice-over] The strange benefit of getting together with Regina ended up being that we could hate her, as well as the same time frame, we nevertheless wanted her to just like me. Regina: okay. You have got actually eyebrows that are good. Cady: Many Thanks. Regina: [pushing Gretchen] Move. Cady: [voice-over] Exact Same with Gretchen. The meaner Regina would be to her, the greater amount of Gretchen tried to win Regina straight straight straight back. She knew it had been safer to be into the plastic materials, hating life, rather than not be in at all. Because being utilizing the Plastics ended up being like being famous. Individuals looked over you most of the time, and everyone simply knew material in regards to you. Quick woman: That brand new woman relocated right right right here from Africa. Bethany Byrd: we saw Cady Heron putting on military jeans and flip-flops, thus I bought military jeans and flip-flops. Jason: That Cady woman is hot. She may also be hotter than Regina George. Mr. Duvall: we hear Regina George is dating Aaron Samuels once once once once again. The 2 had been seen canoodling at Chris Eisel’s Halloween party. they are inseparable from the time. Cady: [voice-over] we was escort Washington a lady possessed. We invested about 80 per cent of my time speaking about Regina. As well as the other 20 per cent of that time period, I became praying for some other person to create her up about her more so I could talk. [out loud] She’s not that good-looking at her. Janis: I do not understand in the event that you really look. Given that’s she’s getting fatter, she is got pretty jugs that are big. Cady: [voice-over] i really could hear individuals getting uninterested in me personally. But I Possibly Couldn’t stop. It simply kept approaching like term vomit. [out noisy] we have actually this concept that in the event that you cut all her locks down, she’d appear to be a uk guy. Janis: Yeah, I Am Aware. I was told by you this one prior to. [After being dumped by Aaron, Regina is crying and keeping fingers with Gretchen and Karen inside her bedroom] Karen: Did he state why? Regina: [sniffling] Somebody told him about Shane Oman.

Gretchen: Who? Regina: He stated a man regarding the baseball group.

Karen: Baseball team? Regina: we offered him every thing. We was half of a virgin whenever he was met by me. Karen: You wanna do one thing fun? You want to head to Taco Bell? Regina: i can not head to Taco Bell, i am for an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you might be therefore stupid! [stomps off] Gretchen: Regina, wait! Communicate with me personally! [goes after Regina] Regina: no body knows me personally. Gretchen: I Am Aware you. Cady: You Aren’t stupid, Karen. Karen: No. I will be, really. I am failing every little thing. Cady: Well, there needs to be something you are proficient at. Karen: I’m able to place my fist that is whole in lips. Want to see? Cady: No. That Is okay. Whatever Else? Karen: i am types of psychic. I’ve a sense that is fifth. Cady: just just just What can you suggest? Karen: It is like i’ve ESPN or something like that. My breasts can tell when it always’s gonna rainfall. Cady: Actually? That is amazing. Karen: Well, they are able to inform when it is raining. Cady: [after humiliating Regina] Regina, wait! i did not suggest for the to occur! Regina: to learn that everybody else hates me personally? I do not care! Cady: Regina, please! Regina, end! Regina: [turns to Cady and walks toward her] No! are you aware just exactly exactly what every person claims in regards to you? They state that you are a jungle that is home-schooled, who’s a less hot variation of me personally! Yeah! So do not attempt to work therefore innocent! You are able to simply simply just simply take that fake apology and shove it right your hairy— [gets struck with a bus] Cady: [voice-over] And which is just just exactly how Regina George passed away. No, I’m completely joking. But she did get hurt. Some girls state they saw her mind go all of the real means around. But that is only a rumor. Many people swear I was seen by them push her ahead regarding the coach. That has been a level even worse rumor. [deleted scene; Cady is frowned upon] Cady: [voice-over] i really couldn’t apologize to Ms. Norbury without getting blamed when it comes to entire burn guide. Then, she stated it. The thing that is worst you can hear from any adult. Sharon Norbury: [alarmed] Your moms and dads have already been consumed by cannibals! Cady: [voice-over] ok, the 2nd worst. Sharon Norbury: i am actually disappointed in you, Cady. Cady: so might be we nevertheless in a battle? Janis: will you be nevertheless an asshole? Cady: I do not think therefore. Janis: Well, then i suppose we are okay.